~ Max Lucado, How sweet the name of Jesus sounds, In a believers ear! What types of boats do believers want to go on? She had nothing, no friends, no family, she just wanted to end it all, There was a travelling salesmen who had the job since he was he was seventeen so was constantly on the road, and had only ever slept with prostitutes his whole life. 140. How do you make Holy Water? Sweet Christian Jokes 1. What did Zachariah do when he and Elizabeth had disagreements? The minister immediately announced in the kingdom that any man who don't fear his wife come to the booth in the town square and take a black or a white horse and those who fear their wife can take a cake for their missus. As we yield to God we can master our reactions to fear and the enemy will soon flee. The Christian says "a firing squad would be painless. Yes, but He prefers "fruits of the spirit" to "religious nuts!". Accord. What do we have that Adam didnt? Why is Swiss considered the most religious type of cheese? said the pleased mother. What do you call a Catholic service thats especially important? One fear cures another. He receives joy, not from condemning us but in rescuing us from the devil. 2 windows down, driving 50 miles per hour! 43. A Christler. Yup. How sweet the name of Jesus sounds, in a believer's ear! Answer: He had Mass hysteria. ", A teacher asked the children Matthew!!!! 166. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. Joseph was a 1st-century Jewish man of Nazareth who, according to the canonical Gospels, was married to Mary, the mother of Jesus, and was the legal father of Jesus. 68. 183. The Electricians Hymn Send The Light After a while he emerged and informed his mother that Tithe if you love Jesus! Pamela Rose Williams is a wife, mother and grandmother. You think normal dad jokes are groan-worthy? Amen. Funny Christian Pick up Lines 21 Best Christian Pickup Lines 139. 63. The Shoppers Hymn Sweet Bye and Bye What did Adam say the day before Christmas? 60. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam? How do pastors like their orange juice? What is a mathematicians favorite book of the Bible? One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Where was Solomons temple located? Through trade, invasions and conquest, the Aramaic language had spread far afield by the 7th century B.C., and would become the lingua franca in much of the Middle East. How do we know Peter was a successful fisherman? 177. Who was the best business woman in the Bible? "Oh, my goodness! "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper His wallpapers? Does God love everyone? How do you make Holy Water? "Why, this is God driving Adam and "Aye, Captain, I know how Laughter is an important part of life and when it is coupled with Christian comedians you are bound to be rolling on the floor! All my favorite TV shows are the most popular ones, and the music I listen to is listened to by millions. 170. Optometrists Hymn Open My Eyes That I Might See and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned". so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. These religious jokes are (sacra)ment to make you grin for what might seem like an eternity, and bring some laughter (and possible good-natured head shaking) to your day. The ham, Abram!, 16. Do you know your hymns? 107. 182. 91. Who was the smartest man in the Bible? Answer: To get to the other side. Habakkuk. Flat-earthers have only one fear. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark? 61. How did Paul greet his friend? How do you know Pharaoh was athletic? What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear? How do you know Pharaoh was athletic? 6. What did God's people say when food fell from Heaven? The second boy says, 'that's nothing. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. What do they call pastors in Germany? He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. 143. What time of day was Adam created? The priest says, "Tell me of your sins, my son.". Answer: You take some regular water and boil the devil out of it. A pastor is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. 18. Source: www.pinterest.com. 43. 2x2. John 4:18 (ESV) on the other hand reads For you have had five husbands, and the one you now have is not your husband.. "Hmm, sounds fishy." 2. They were told to be fruitful and multiply. They have mass. Because it is smack bang in the middle of 9/11, An engineer dies and is accidentally sent to hell. Origin of Species. 145. Absolutely ruthless. Answer: Its Christmas, Eve! Ancestors. Christmas Tale from the Inn At Bethlehem Funny Religious Jokes from Christmas Crackers More Religious Christmas Jokes The Meaning of 12 Days of Christmas Un-Holy Christmas Tale The worst evils of life are those which do not exist except in our imagination. Jesus was always against sin and He was always against fear. His eye is upon us, His arm over us, His ear open to our prayer - His grace sufficient, His promise unchangeable. The warden lets them choose the method. Doubts and mistrust are the mere panic of timid imagination, which the steadfast heart will conquer, and the large mind transcend. should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. 109. 41. The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris. After a few days and trying to find their way back to civilization, they were captured by a local tribe, bound and b, He confides to his friend and says "Everywhere I look, I see people who look and dress like me. A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. -Sorry, I dont follow you. Which minor prophet has become well-known as a result of cookies? the children all answered. Not only will the lighthearted Christian quips provide smiles before Bible study, they'll have you passing the peace and passing the jokes to others at church! 178. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? What's a miracle that can be done by a complainer? the pastor says: 4 The Funny Story Of Father O'malley And The Acrobat. , Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. Why did the sponge go to church? What did Jonahs family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? 185. Who was the first tennis player in the Bible? Answer: was a 1st-century Jewish man of Nazareth who, according to the canonical Gospels, was married to Mary, the mother of Jesus, and was the legal father of Jesus. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. Answer: Hebrews it. 69. ~~~. ****************************** Johnny looked up at her and said, He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of on-lookers gathersaround. Harold is His name. Which Bible character was super-fit?Absalom. I have never once feared the devil, but I tremble every time I enter the pulpit. 33. You Luke into it. If Mary is the mother of Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, Does that mean Mary had a giggle lamb? Whats the best way to study the Bible?You Luke into it. Fear is a self imposed prison that will keep you from becoming what God intends for you to be. Hebrews it, 197. Then God created Man and rested. Which minor prophet is well-known thanks to cookies? What did the family members say when asked who would say grace? Id prefer a house with no den.. He is an artist! said the kindergarten boy. The Tailors Hymn Holy, Holy, Holy Which Bible character was the best musician? Since at least the 2nd century AD people have believed that the place where the Church of the Nativity, Bethlehem, now stands is where Jesus was born. Mary Had a, 157. The wife opened the Bible and said: "Right here in HEBREWS! "Good," Bobby was prompt with his explanation. Heres a copy of the service, he said impatiently. 12. 105. Scientists have unearthed the jawbone of what they claim is one of the very first humans. "Take it or leaf it. 20. Okay, said his father. The burglar stopped in his tracks. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. being carefully explained in the children's Sunday School class. She has a Bachelors Degree in Christian Education and spends most of her time as a professional editor and writer, working with many Christian authors and artists. 55. What did Daniel tell his real estate agent? ~ Joyce Meyer, And if you think that anybody is going to frighten me, you dont know me yet. in her Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big Several went up. Was it notarized?. You take some regular water and boil the devil out of it. This joke was told to me 20 years ago by a friend of my Dads. Fear visits everyone. That single author was believed to be Moses, the Hebrew prophet who led the Israelites out of captivity in Egypt and guided them across the Red Sea toward the Promised Land. It's wonderful to climb the liquid mountains of the sky. What excuse did Adam give his children about why he no longer lived in Eden? When man's terror scares you, turn your thoughts to the wrath of God. 20. We reject the lie that insists God is our enemy. 6. Answer: They thought they saw a Job. Weak Christians are afraid of the shadow of the cross. As she ran she once again began to pray, Dear Lord, please dont let me be lateBut please dont shove me either! 58. God loves each of us as if there were only one of us"- Augustine. One-liner Christian jokes are as follows; Do not let your worries overwhelm you. A man, thirsty after a long hike, walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The fear of man strangles us, because we can never please everybody; but the fear of the Lord frees us, because it challenges us to live and serve for an audience of One. 44. The chains of love are stronger than the chains of fear. 11. What do you call a prophet who's also a chef? How did Joseph make his coffee?Hebrewed it. Christians are monotheistic, i.e., they believe theres only one God, and he created the heavens and the earth. Why did God create man before woman? ~ Thomas Brooks, Faith, which is trust, and fear are opposite poles. All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you., Scripture? replied the burglar. We fear men so much, because we fear God so little. Fear is a kind of bell, or gong, which rings the mind into quick life and avoidance upon the approach of danger. Habakkuk. The daughter answered, Dont be scared, youll get your quilt. ~~~, A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, Boys and girls, what do we know about God? What was Moses wife, Zipphora, known as when shed throw dinner parties? Christian One liners as well as Christian Short Jokes and Stories are featured (and always welcome:)!). What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known as when she'd throw dinner parties? 21. How did Jacob cheer on his grandson? Or any liquid with legs really. I can't feel the taste of anything."**. The arrrrrrk.. 39. It is not security, but false security, which we would kill; not confidence, but false confidence, which we would overthrow; not peace, but false peace, which we would destroy. Samson brought the house down. ~~~, A 4 year olds prayer: She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: Stop! ", 35. were on the way to church service, She and her husband, Dr. Michael L. Williams, have served in Christian ministry since 2001. Fear God and you'll have nothing else to fear. The Golfers Hymn Theres a Green Hill Far Away Worry is a cycle of inefficient thoughts whirling around a center of fear. Which of the major prophets books is the simplest to understand? Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. Mark 6:3 names James, Joses, Judas (conventionally known in English as Jude) and Simon as the brothers of Jesus, and Matthew 13:55, which probably used Mark as its source, gives the same names in different order, James, Joseph, Simon and Judas. 181. What does the Bible mean? Benny was your typical Viking. Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner? Answer: Numbers. 117. What time of day was Adam born? Encouragement Change. Click here for more information. 148. But make your fear a visitor and not a resident. Check out:- 200+ funny jokes for kids- 101 corny jokes- 101 funny one-liners- Best knock knock jokes for kids. Little Bobby drew a picture of a car with three people in it. didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny. -He just knew there was something fishy about it. His eye is upon us, His arm over us, His ear open to our prayer - His grace sufficient, His promise unchangeable. A parking Lot. "If I Whats a believers favorite fruit? Men love everything but righteousness and fear everything but God. I just always feel they are up to something, Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. ~ Robert H. Schuller. If you fear God, you really need fear nothing else. As long as he was Abel. Answer: He gave him two tablets. By the third day Juans mind started to wander and the hunger and dehydration were getting the better of him. There are things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind. There wasn't. Really? Absalom. Moses. Where was Solomons temple located? 8. "I do" - Corrie Ten Boom. Why didnt Noah ever go fishing? What did Adam say the day before Christmas? I am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. They create many jams. Salome has been treated unfairly throughout history. The pastor begins to look stern and loudly says, Where is God? 4. This is a discussion oriented Bible Fellowship. What did the lawyer ask when someone started talking about God's will? Enjoyed This Post? On the side of his head. He wasn't going to throw away his (sling)shot. 125. He only had two worms. Many men affect to despise fear, and in preaching resent any appeal to it; but not to fear when there is occasion is as great a weakness as to fear unduly without reason. We feel a thousand deaths in fearing one, but the (the Christian) cured of the disease of fearing. Zaccheus, 193. God will fill Job's mouth with Laughter Job 8:21 "He will yet fill your mouth with laughter, and your lips with shouting." In this passage, Job has already and is still suffering from the loss of his loved ones and properties. Whats loved by Noah and also most meat-eaters? It is Hebrewized. Just a little before Eve. Problem and A Problem, A. 78. 147. A man had need to fear this most of all that he fears not at all. Samson he brought the house down. Whats the difference between Catholic and Christian? 3. Which Bible character had no parents?Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1). What is a Christians favorite song to listen to while driving? Fear is born of Satan, and if we would only take time to think a moment we would see that everything Satan says is founded upon a falsehood. ~ A.B. But religion, and the beliefs that accompany it, can also lend itself to good, clean humor. 23. Fear is a self imposed prison that will keep you from becoming what God intends for you to be. With pulpit. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they sent to their elderly Mom for Christmas. This divine Godhead consists of three parts: the father (God himself), the son (Jesus Christ) and the Holy Spirit. They were all getting married within a short time period Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. What animal could Noah not have faith in? 51. A young man tells his Mom he's gay A young man decides that the upcoming holiday is a good time to tell his Mom that he's gay. Finally, out of options, they ask their pastor if he can help. ! Until one day, he was given the chance to ride in the cockpit of a tractor on his 6th birthday. "He will". A Christler, 198. Suddenly Johnnie had an idea. He had a court. 53. .except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A policeman . 74. answer was "NO! Little God hath not given us the spirit of fear, Leaving a Legacy: 10 Things I Want To Be Remembered For, 25 Encouraging Bible Verses About Strength, Words of Encouragement: 30 Uplifting Quotes, Are You a Disciple of Christ? What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? Freedom Welcome Back Front Seat, Back Seat Let Us Be One And The Wind Was Low A Brand New Song Feel The Love Final Touch > About The Album Lyrics & Chords > Since I Opened Up The Door Joyous Lament Jesus Puts The Song In Our Hearts The Cossack Song Think About What Jesus Said Short Alleluia Living Water 81. When Mary found out she was pregnant, what did she say? Would you like to say the blessing?. it's public speaking. After treading water some time, along comes a kid on a small sail boat. Q:Did Fear that their child is going to definitely end up smarter than them. Judges, 9. He just knew there was something fishy about it. 41. He died and went to Heaven, the Dad replied. Followers of Jesus were first called Christians in Antioch. Email. Olive, 8. Beyond its use as the name of the first man, adam is also used in the Bible as a pronoun, individually as a human and in a collective sense as mankind. Just tractors? Answer: Mule-tide greetings. What do donkeys send out near Christmas?Mule-tide greetings. 189. Who was the great babysitter mentioned in the Bible? If I dont park here, Ill miss my appointment. These Christian jokes will make you laugh (and even shake your head) for what seems like an eternity. Contact/Advertise/Report Christian Fridge Magnets (Wholesale & Retail) PRIVACY, Terms, Bible Copyright Mercy is not for them that sin and fear not, but for them that fear and sin not. Whats a miracle that can be done by a complainer? Oh, my baby.. 154. For Christians, the birth of Jesus Christ has a deep spiritual significance, but that does not mean to say that worshipers cannot enjoy a good clean joke at Christmas. The word Hindu is an exonym, and while Hinduism has been called the oldest religion in the world, many practitioners refer to their religion as Santana Dharma. What does the Episcopal Church say before a big gathering? Jesus, take the steering wheel., 39. we're one short.". He works to give us lasting peace. Previous post: 10 Greatest Preachers of All Time, Next post: Leaving a Legacy: 10 Things I Want To Be Remembered For. 36. A hand shot up in the air. The only known antidote to fear is faith. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. When someone needed a boat made, what did the people in town say? Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? What am I going to use for the war games?, Right in the middle of the cemetery they are startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. What do you call a Bible character who just pulled into church? Bill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a fierce rain storm. ~ Hebrews 13:6. 57. Everyone was shocked, especially considering many of them were atheists. 66. Fear is something that can paralyze even the bravest of souls. We hope this article on Christian jokes has been enlightening band fun. "Your baby is healthy, but he was born without eyelids. 151. Johnnys Mother looked out the window and noticed Him playing church with their cat. Its the same in my business. Call in the cavalry (not to be confused with calvary), because you'll need help getting off the ground after chuckling through these puns about the Bible, puns about religion, and dad jokes about faith. 4. The minister smiled and said, Mark has only sixteen chapters. Which Bible character was super-fit? What did God do to cure Moses headache? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Theres no better way to show your religion than with some clean Christian jokes that the whole family can laugh at. Beloved, I say, let your fears go, lest they make you fainthearted. If I get a red wagon for Christmas, I wont fight with my brother Hank for a year. Then Johnnie thought, Oh, no, Hank is such a brat, I could never, ever keep that promise. It all comes down to fear. ~ Billy Sunday, If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. 120. What is a salesmans favorite Scripture passage? On the side of his head. Enjoy Many Great Clean Jokes, Christian Joke of the day, Clean Joke of the Day. Which Bible character was the best musician? How do you know that atoms are Catholic? I have a deep-seated fear of running water. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. Mt. 15. He gave the silent treatment. ~~~, A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. Answer: Holy cow! When he saw her pull out her bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was. Discipleship and worship. 77. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor, dentist or haircut appointment for himself. Dangers bring fears, and fears more dangers bring. Beyond its use as the name of the first man, adam is also used in the, Positive Words Capable of Energizing and Powering you Up, Reverent Jumma Mubarak Messages Adored by Devotees, 70 Beautiful Wedding Day Wishes for Friends 2020 Update, Romantic Birthday Wishes for Him that Will Make Him Smile, Give Her the Surprise of Her Life with these Homecoming Puns. 10. What is a dentists favorite hymn? To you., scripture he decides to throw a huge party, and fears more dangers bring,. 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